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So, I mean, like... Hey. I'm Caitlyn. I suppose you want to know about me? I'm 20, and I live in Kansas. I like food. And pretty things.

feministbatwoman:

uberhotbitch:

yinx1:

Never settle, Ladies. Know your worth.

FOREVER REBLOG

Freema Ageyman’s FACE, tho.

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

dreamofbeingfree:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

  It is illegal not to reblog this 

thesonicscrew:

soundproofliz:

timmyandthejets:

mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

Drunken jenga is my shit

HEY my friend is the one who invented Quidditch Pong. Just thought I’d let you know that.

volleybeer volleybeer VOLLEYBEER

(and sex jenga)

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa